Today is World Free Car Day

On September 22nd, every single resident of the planet gets a free car! Two actually; a left one and a right one. You can use them to step on a bus or train, pedal a bike, or even to walk directly on the ground! Just, whatever you do, keep them the hell away from gas pedals. Tell your friends! If you do see anyone operating a motor vehicle next today, be sure to look at them funny.